I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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