This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
You ate ashes out of my bong
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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