Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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