I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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