kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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