On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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