I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
