I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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