On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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