...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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