its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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