I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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