Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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