The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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