what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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