i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
i came on her dog
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
Randomize
