I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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