I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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