in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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