now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
