We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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