Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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