I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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