I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Randomize
