1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I want to fling myself into the sun
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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