did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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