maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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