He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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