Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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