what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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