Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
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