I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
