I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
time to smoke my breakfast
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
They took my balls.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
