I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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