He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
He better not be in your backpack
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
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