You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
