hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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