I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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