I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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