Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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