wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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