This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
Randomize
