Where did you get a picture of my penis
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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