I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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