talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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