We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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