you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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