I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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