Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
sex in a hospital.. check
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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