Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
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