If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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